Tapan's Reception

From left Biswa, Sunil, Tapan, Dina and me, Bibhu was taking the snap.


This guy lost his virginity in the night of 21.06.09.


Finally, bibhu and me.....njoying our blissful life with cheap incandescent stick !!!

a horrible plan

This post is for those who don't believe in true love.

I have an absurd plan and all my good fucking school friends are going to help me to execute it. And after this plan, I am going to change a delusion about me.

Well this is not a hasty plan, but a consensual one. So no regrets for this.

This plan is all about my first crush, Ruplina. I am gonna talk to her, take her to CCD, propose her and if everything happens according to the plan, then finally I am gonna break up with her. Isn't it absurd ????

Stage-1>>
Actually, she is already in a relationship with someone(not sure about physical relationship). If anybody has any information, please pass on to me. If u gv information with substantial evidence, I may reward u, but the reward is not negotiable. According to my plan, my friends who have dexterity in kicking, punching, slapping, scolding in public, etc. will try their best to intimidate her poor boyfriend. They are authorized to go to any extent.(I am dangerous !!!!!)
So this stage of the plan is surely going to be successful.

Stage-2>>
Ruplina belongs to a middle class family and her career and family background will never allow her to marry a highly paid groom. Though I am not highly paid, but one day I will(may) be highly paid software engineer. So under every circumstances, I am the best guy she will ever get. So I will talk to her personally, try to convince her about the advantage of staying in my side. So lets hope this stage of the plan will also be successful.

Stage-3>>
Now the difficult part, being in relationship with her. I will love slightly more than her boyfriend. This time my friends who are expert in dealing with girls will teach me everything about this part.

Stage-4>>
I am gonna show her my inability to marry her. Don't think I am impotent. And finally the sad part, I am gonna leave her !!!!!!!!!!

N.B.: I may be attached emotionally to her, but no kisses, no hug, no sex !!!!

A busy day

We are going to Jajpur for Tapan's reception. Tapan is the 1st one among us to get married, have real legal sex and get dowry....kidding. I am not drunk, so I am not gonna disclose any dirty little secrets about other friends(about real illegal sex part). We are all going by bus and Kanhu Bhai is accompanying us. So no smoking, slang and vulgar discussion about girls for at lest 10 long hours.
So tomorrow we all are going to behave like married men with wives and kids.



I am completely confused about my certification. I have two options, SCJP(Sun Certified Java Professional) and OCA(Oracle Certified Associate). For SCJP, they will take the money, put someone in my place in the exam and finally give me a certificate. Somebody has told me, money can buy anything and he is correct. But Java professionals are so much surplus that SCJP won't help much. So I decided to go for OCA. So I am going to join Oracle Class in the next month, 4 hours daily in the class room. God plz send a beautiful, friendly girl(of my type) in my batch and give me courage to propose her.

And finally today Sripad introduced his girl-friend to me.

Life can't be so easy, get up in the afternoon, take bath, make easy decisions or ask others to make it. So here is the difficult part. I have to read on-line materials on DrJava, no print-outs, no books, no class notes, so have to read a lot of object oriented stuffs in the computer by staring at this 17" rectangular box. I also have to code programs to calculate Fibonacci series, to add/subtract/divide/multiply numbers, etc . I think I have wrote this Fibonacci programs at least 100 times. I have never talked 100 lines with any girl. Isn't that difficult ???

Today Swaraj called me from Infosys. Thanx buddy ... gonna call u very soon !!!!!

Its 3 AM. I got to sleep.

Finally, I realized.........

a miserable morning

I go to bed when good people wake up. I am a funny creature. My night starts at the dawn and ends in the afternoon. But some people really feel this is a too-much-fucked-up habit. Because of these people, sometimes I don't sleep at all.

Today somebody knocked at the door as if Rakhi Sawant was going to kiss him. After sometime Mum opened the door. That man suddenly rushed into and started to shout

"Dhal Babu, I am a very lucky man. My son got 260 rank in the Medical Entrance Exam."

Of course that man was not referring to me as Dhal Babu. He was referring to my Dad.

I was half-asleep. I was feeling irritated.

"Lipu, can u confirm his rank in the Internet".

I wanted to kick his ass.

I got up, switched on my PC, connected to the Internet, opened the website and showed him everything (his son's name, roll number, rank, etc).

That man again started to shout.

"You need paaatience(patience), detaarmination(determination), hard word and luck to get a good rank in Medical Entrance. It took nearly 4 years to get this rank.
May god bless him"

I felt an irresistible urge to rectify his English.

I told to myself "I don't need these fucking stuffs to get a fucking rank. I don't want to study for 5 long years in a shit like city . I don't want to fuck the nursing girls in the cheap hotels. I don't want to serve dark people in Naxal affected territories. I don't want to be rich when I will be too old."

After sometime he left and I jumped onto my bed.


N.B.: I don't hate doctors and dark people in Naxal affected territories. Here the rank is not the real rank. I don't call my parents with these english words(Mom and Dad).

puri trip

Recession has almost made me job less, no joining till September. Last Sunday, we went on a vacation to Puri. Bhakta used the bus service and Assem and me used my own bike service. This was a nice trip. Here goes some snaps...

an accident becoz of over weight

It was 8:30 pm. I came out of the Gym after a heavy work out. The place was a little crowded because of Gym and the cheap restaurant(Mirch Masala). It was a nice evening because of the zephyr. I put off my t-shirt and sat on my bike. I was looking at the chicks strolling near the restaurant. Some were relaxing after the work out in the Gym and some were relaxing after emptying their boyfriends' pockets in the restaurant. In both cases they were happy.

A fat guy was standing near me. He was probably trying to talk to someone on the phone.

Suddenly a Scooty pep braked to a sudden stop near him. A dark complexioned girl was riding with a fat lady behind her. The Scooty was overloaded becoz of these two ladies and at least three vegetable bags.

dark girl : "Hi !!! What r u doing here ??"
fat guy : "Hello !!! nothing....just working out in Gym"

The fat lady looked at the fat guy. I visualized if these two will ever get married, TATAs will have to make a bigger Nano so that their whole family can comfortably travel.

The fat guy held his palms close and said "Namaste Aunty"

The fat lady was getting support by propping her left hand on the Scooty and was holding a bag full of some heavy stuffs in the other hand. She loosed her one hand (may be she wanted to bless her daughter's friend). Unfortunately TVS has made the Scooty not considering these fat people. The Scooty became imbalanced and both this ladies fell down.

The lady fell down with her legs and thighs on the the Scooty and her back resting on the road. The dark girl was struggling to balance the Scooty and the fat lady was struggling to cover her dark legs.

Two stray dogs looked at them. Probably they were attracted by some the material in the bag which was badly crushed in this accident.

Now the fat guy was looking embarrassed.

The Gym people, a security guard, one old man, a bunch of kids, two handsome boys with two beautiful girls and a big family consisting of not less than 10 members gathered at that place.

The fat guy helped his girl-friend and his girl-friend's mother. The security guard brought a bottle of water.

I felt to suggest them not to drink. Because not only the design of the Scooty, but also the bulky figure was responsible for this accident. Drinking water might increase their weight leading to more vulnerable condition.

The dogs slowly came closer and started to sniff the bags.

By this time, both these ladies were ready to go in the Scooty.

Finally everybody left the place leaving behind the dogs, the security guard and me.